Post Test Post: About the Endoscopic Exam

Gluten SamI survived the upper GI endoscopy. Not that I doubted I would: it’s not that risky a procedure, aside from the potential of having one’s esophagus or stomach or duodenum punctured by the endoscope, which is not common because that thing is much more flexible, and, therefore, much less rigid than most of my elementary school teachers.

The whole thing went down in a lovely suite in the labyrinthine Doctors Center at St. Joe’s. It’s easy to tell Emory now has its hands on the place, signage notwithstanding: tunnels, corridors, and bridges connect the disparate buildings one to another, rendering the outdoors and crosswalks moot. Classic Emory. Snaking our way from the parking deck through what used to be the hospital to the right building I felt like an intruder traversing some of the more, shall we say, intimate corridors. No matter. We made it to the assigned suite at the end of yet another corridor on yet another floor.

I shouldn’t have worried about “strangers” providing my medical care. The nurses were the kindest and most gregarious I’ve ever met, and I’ve met quite a few nurses in my years of having multiple chronic and acute illnesses. The nurse who inserted the IV needle did such a good job I have no bruising, indeed, no sign of having had an IV except for a tiny pinprick on the back of my hand. That’s a first. And when tears filled my eyes not because of pain but because of nervousness and gratitude for this opportunity, the nurse rushed and got my stalwart ace driver and cheering-section-of-one, David, to keep me company until the anesthesiologist came in and shooed him out. David was a champ, making me laugh so much I was afraid I’d pull a stomach muscle. He’s extraordinarily gifted in the wit department.

Before that, I had the, ahem, pleasure of being part of the listening crew as an older gentleman was wheeled into the curtain-enclosed “apartment” next to mine to regain consciousness after some lower GI procedure requiring that 24-hour cleanse the day prior. Maybe three minutes after arriving, he began mumbling about a “honey-do” list waiting at home for him.

Then he wanted to know who the woman was at the end of his bed. When the nurse told him it was his wife, he mumbled, “What’s she doing here?”

The nurse and his wife assured him that she was there to drive him home and take care of him. He replied, “She’s got a list of things for me to do at home. She’s come to get me to do them!” I thought I heard him swear then, but I can’t be sure. The nurse assured him and his wife that he wasn’t doing anything except resting for the rest of the day. He said, “I never rest,” at the same time his wife said, “He does that all the time!”

The nurse then encouraged him to expel the air that had been pumped into his lower GI tract during his procedure. He kept mumbling about being overworked and having no time to rest. The nurse again encouraged him to try to push out the air from his gut because his belly was quite distended and would become very painful if he didn’t. The gentleman then quite loudly said he was 72 years old and knew when and how to fart and he didn’t need some woman telling him to fart. When his wife tried to soothe him and encourage him to listen to the nurse, he growled.

“And you! You want me to fart now when all you do is complain about it when we’re home?”

Thankfully, they moved me before he succeeded in passing anything more than his irritation.

The anesthesiologist came into my “apartment” and stopped when she saw my purse and David’s backpack on the floor. She looked at them as if they were sewn together woodchucks and asked, “What’s that?”

David hastily grabbed the bags (I asked him to hold mine during the procedure with the warning not to play with my phone or steal my gum) and said, “Oh, that’s my backpack and Sam’s purse.”

The anesthesiologist then coolly told David to go away.Poor David just slunk away, the bag man unable to de-Fendi himself.

When he was gone, she asked me the usual battery of questions to determine if I was in danger of coding once they put me under. I happily answered “no” to most of the questions: no diabetes, no stroke, no false teeth, no heart disease, no high blood pressure, no one stole my luggage before boarding. Then she, like the nurse, argued with me for allowing a doctor to perform the Nissen fundoplication to treat severe acid reflux back in 2007.

It’s a little late to be telling me I shouldn’t have done it, I thought to myself, as I had to explain yet again how my lower esophageal sphincter had quit working and stomach acid kept refluxing into my lungs and sinuses, causing chronic infections and scarring and how post procedure infections were much less common. When the anesthesiologist said, “Well, the Nissen causes all kinds of other problems,” I not too sweetly replied, “Like not being able to throw up at a moment like this.”

They quickly wheeled me into the procedure room.

The room, of course, was freezing. I asked for another blanket just as the room started to swim. I remember asking the anesthesiologist if the room was supposed to be blurry and she said something to the effect of, “Poppies make you swim,” or at least that’s what I thought she said as they placed the block in my mouth and told me to relax.

I don’t remember having that moment of panic as the icy sedative crawled up my arm. Instead, I felt a weird floaty feeling as the room started to disintegrate. They told me to close my eyes so I wouldn’t hurt them and I remember thinking it was a funny thing to say because I hadn’t planned on opening them at all.

I do remember meeting the doctor who was to perform the procedure. He wasn’t wearing scrubs, but, rather, a tie and some expensive suit trousers. I think he wore glasses, too, but I saw him for all of one minute so I’ll never be able to pick him out of a lineup. He seemed nice, even though he asked me why I was doing this when I seemed so healthy. “For schience,” I think I said.

Next thing I remember I was running for the door. I had to find the passage back to the place I was before.

No, wait, that’s Hotel California.

I regained consciousness some time later. The clock said a half hour had elapsed. No one tried to school me in the finer points of air expulsion, thank God. They did tell me to drink water, which I managed to spill on myself. I remember feeling like I was in Hotel California when the doctor came in to tell me my gut looked really good. He said my small intestine looked normal but I did have too much bile in my stomach. He took biopsies for microscopic examination, which is where they would find the evidence they need either to advance me in the clinical trial or cut me loose.

Normal. Normal! I have a normal upper small intestine! When was the last time someone said that? Had someone ever said that? Not that I could recall. As I sit here now, typing this, I marvel again at that word: normal.

ScallopingWhen I was diagnosed with celiac disease in October 2009, the endoscopy showed “severe scalloping and nodularity” in the small intestine. That was evident in the pictures they gave me as souvenirs from the trip through my alimentary canal. You can see the damage in the pix from diagnosis showing “scalloping and nodularity.”

And here are the pix from this round. Endoscopic Pic 2014It’s a miracle. The gluten free diet works! It really works! And my body works! (Full disclosure: I also became alcohol-free and this being poison free really has paid off).

So now I wait to hear the results from the biopsies, but either way I win. If there is enough damage to the villi, I get assigned to one of the treatment groups. If not, I still win because I now know how powerful the gluten free diet and gluten free living are.

This makes me think of the people I’ve known who had diagnosed celiac disease but who said being gluten free 100% of the time was too hard. They said they cheat sometimes because they feel like they deserve a break. A break from what? A break from healing? A break from not being poisoned, which means a break so they could be poisoned? When the gluten free diet can produce these kinds of results, why on Earth would someone deliberately ingest gluten?

Maybe they don’t really understand how important it is to be 100% gluten free 100% of the time. Maybe they don’t realize how much better they can be, how much healthier they can be and how much better life can be. If you don’t believe my words, look at the pictures, and if you don’t believe those, go get your own set of interior shots pre- and post- gluten free. The results are well worth it.

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2 thoughts on “Post Test Post: About the Endoscopic Exam”

  1. It’s always an adventure when you’re at the hospital or doctor. You never know who you’re going to be next to and what they’re going to be saying! Although I’m pretty sure I haven’t been the best person to be next to a few times… after my last surgery I was quite excitable and VERY nauseous. Haha.

    It’s so exciting to hear about your intestine! (Is that weird?) I was diagnosed in 2012 and I had some pretty messed up insides, and I’ve always wondered if it would get any better or if I would forever be kind of sick whenever I ate anything remotely hard to digest. I don’t know, hearing that your intestine is normal gave me hope for my own. Haha.

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  2. It isn’t weird at all that you are excited about my intestine. With celiac disease, we get excited about strange things, which then makes it not strange at all in celiac world. I nearly burst into tears at a big conference I attended for work several months post-diagnosis because the hotel food service staff understood exactly what gluten free and dairy free meant and went to great lengths to make me yummy food for all of the meals that were part of the conference. The crowning touch was the egg white fritatta with fresh mushrooms and spinach and Daiya cheese. Those Portland folks really know how to do gluten free right!

    I hope you heal, too. It takes longer than the medical people say it will but I am just amazed to be so healed when I get glutened so often. It’s just miraculous and so encouraging. We just have to keep on being gluten free and it will pay off!

    I hope your frozen face is less frozen, too. 🙂

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